8 phases of dating

Before you become acclimated to your partner over time, you can't help but put them on a pedestal.

It's that extraordinary time when the only thing you can focus on is your partner and the only thing you want to do is spend time together.

Oh my god, you listen to Sixpence None The Richer's "Kiss Me" unironically, too???

This weird EDM song that's mostly just beeping sounds with a foghorn playing over it? I'd be lying if I said that the fact that you brush your teeth using only baking soda wasn't confusing and strange, but I still like you a lot, so who cares?

Oh my god, where did you come from, most perfect person I have ever met?! /Wait, you listen to Dave Matthews Band and you're openly admitting that?

Kissing you is the best and hanging out with you is the best and also not having to date someone who is a total loser is the best!