The texter/emailer usually thinks that right now is both the perfect and necessary time to express their true feelings—whether it’s professing their love or saying rather colorfully that they’re glad the relationship is O V E R.
The worst thing about this instance is that you usually don’t realize you sent the message until several hours later, when you wake up in the same clothes you went out in, face down in your living room, with the cell phone still in your hand.
Conan: I practically live in your house for gods sake.It’s at that point that you scream a rainbow of expletives and pray you didn’t press “send.” But please know, you definitely did. The fact that you have a friendly relationship with the person could be your saving grace. My treat.” The person will at least know you tried.Even if you aren’t funny, try your best--or email me, I’ll help you out. Let me explain, see what happened was last night I wanted to see what it’s like to be a complete and utter jackass and to ruin a great relationship. I can’t promise it will completely salvage the relationship, but it will at least get you another chance to prove yourself. Do you slam it down and start asking questions to the person next to you. Do you bring a microphone with you and flop it down when you get on your Continental flight.